Me: Can I get a regular cheeseburger
Homeboy: I don’t know what a regular cheeseburger is but a cheeseburger.
Me: Um, what
Homeboy: Would like anything else tonight aside from the giggles.
Me: No thankss….
Homeboy: Will you be eating this in the car it be having a romantic candle light dinner.
Me: Candle light dinner
AWKWARD SILENCE AS I DRIVE UP